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The night
before we explored Corridor Canyon, Mom Spider asked if she could read our
guides and notes when they retired to their camper for the evening. The next
morning I was busy inside our camper washing dishes. I heard the girls talking
outside and Mom Spider mentioned she was interested in visiting an area she
had read about in the notes. "I've really wanted to go there too!"
the Lady replied.
I offered
from inside our open window, "Then why don't we go there tomorrow? In the big
picture, it's in the area." They were happy, so was I. I wanted to visit
there also. I did not know many details, just one of those little
tidbits. Someone had said, "It's where the bighorns go."
It was a bit
of a drive from Corridor's trailhead and we were racing daylight to find a
campsite before dark. This was compounded when we found the road much rougher
than expected with rock steps that required 4x4 low and careful spotting. But I
knew we'd be alone as I had set a few track traps when we first entered the
area. It is a habit and an easy way to determine if anyone else is out and
about. No one had been on this road in the last two days.
We finished leveling up the Spider's rig just as it was officially dark. Much more into
cooking then us, the Spiders had brought along elk steaks and a portable gas
barbeque and offered to share. We sautéed veggies to complete the meal and we
ate by headlamps. Afterwards we sat in the night and marveled at the stars
above and the wonderful adventure we were sharing.
The Lady and
I walked with our mugs of Peets coffee well before sunrise the next morning. It is a special
time for us to watch new light hit the land.
We headed
cross country. It would be a couple miles before we reached a distant canyon,
our objective.
The rock was
interesting with eroded alcoves and towers above.
We found the
canyon. It narrowed immediately and a polished chute dropped into a grotto.
This was
just as described. What would we find? What did the reference to bighorns mean?
What we found was one of the most remarkable sheep petroglyph panels we have
seen in the park.
There were
other interesting glyphs.
Even more impressive
was the raw beauty of this place.
I loved this
faint petroglyph of two sheep climbing high ledges.
Barking
Spider spotted this high alcove and was studying the wall for a possible
climbing route up.
"There's
nothing in there." The Lady's voice was high on the opposite wall where
she had climbed to get a view in. "There's only dirt." Barking climbed up and joined her. He wanted it to hold undiscovered treasure.
It was time
to head back to our trucks. Barking Spider was out ahead. "This is
cool!" we heard him say and then he dropped to his knees. Barking had
discovered a fellow arachnid.
"What
are you doing Barking?" I asked. "Are you trying to teach him to
bark?"
We continued
on to camp.
For our last
night we wanted to be high on Hunter Mountain.
And, a place
with a view is always nice. In the morning we enjoyed first light on the
classic High Sierra from Langley to Whitney.
And, this
morning was my birthday meaning, of course, the Lady did something she had
never done before in her life - woke up in bed with a sixty-two year old man.
Sixty-two is
a special age, I was eligible for my geezer card! After packing up, the first order
of business was stopping at the Inter-agency Visitor Center in Lone Pine to
purchase mine.
I walked up
to the counter. This was it. I was ready. A representative of the USFS was
there, also the NPS and BLM.
"Today
is my birthday and I would like to get my geezer card!" I announced.
The young
man looked up. "I'm sorry sir, we don't have those here," he said.
"What?"
I asked. Could the planets be this much out of alignment?
"I'm
sorry sir, we don't have them," he repeated.
I was
shaking. The Lady stepped up beside me. The young man's eyes moved quickly back
and forth between us.
"You
could maybe get one at the Mono Visitor Center," he offered. He was trying
to help.
"They
are probably closed today," the Lady said.
"Let me
call," the young man quickly grabbed the phone and made several calls.
"They
are closed as are all the USFS offices up 395."
"We
figured that was the case," I said. "That's why we stopped
here."
His eyes
continued to dart between us. It came to him. "You can get one at the Tioga Pass entry
station into Yosemite!" His eyes sparkled.
"120 is
closed," I stated.
"No,"
he said, "It just reopened!"
The Lady and I
stood outside and pondered the situation. I was grumpy.
"Let's
go up to Tioga and get your geezer card!" the Lady said as she held my
arm. "That will be really special!"
She won me
over. We said goodbye to the Spiders and we were on our way up 395. We were on
our quest.
A cold wind
was blowing as the Lady piloted our rig up the grade. She pulled over at the
empty Tioga Lodge so I could get in the driver's seat. We were ready! The
moment had arrived! We were the only vehicle on the road as we approached.
I pulled up
to the window and hit the button. The window lowered just as the bearded young
man in the NPS campaign hat slid his window open. A young woman stood beside
him.
"Welcome
to Yosemite," he politely said.
I took a
deep breath. "Today is my sixty second birthday and I want to get my
geezer card!" I hoped my smile was infectious.
He replied,
"I'm sorry sir, it is a holiday. We are not collecting any fees and
therefore we cannot do any transactions."
I stared in
disbelief and stuttered, "Not even for my birthday? It's all I wanted for
my birthday."
"I'm sorry
sir," he repeated.
The young
woman squeezed past him and smiled and said, "I'm sorry too but I'd sure
like to shake your hand for your birthday," and reached out the window. She
was kind to the geezer.
We turned
around the entry station and retreated back down Lee Vining Canyon.
The Lady did
her best to cheer me up on the remainder of our trip home. We stopped for an
early dinner at the Cutthroat Saloon inside the Wolf Creek Inn in Markleville.
The Lady mentioned it was my birthday. Glasses were instantly raised and a
unified "Happy Birthday!" rang out.
"What
did you get for your birthday?" someone asked.
"Can I
tell them the story?" I asked the Lady.
She nodded
and I launched into the tale. Glasses were again raised as we left - the burgers
were great by the way - and "Here's to getting your geezer card!"
echoed into the street.
"Someday,"
I muttered. "Someday."
It had been
another great trip and getting that geezer card has become a quest. Now we have to figure out where that extra special place to get it will be......................................